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[color=black][img]http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20100706&t=2&i=147765344&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2010-07-06T113554Z_01_BTRE6650SXW00_RTROPTP_0_SOCCER-WORLD-OCTOPUS[/img] [/color][color=black]Two year-old octopus Paul, the so-called ''octopus oracle'' predicts Spain's victory in their 2010 World Cup semi-final soccer match against Germany by choosing a mussel, from a glass box decorated with the Spanish national flag instead of a glass box with the German flag, at the Sea Life Aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen July 6, 2010. Paul has correctly picked the winner of Germany's five World Cup results so far. [/color]
[color=black]Credit: Reuters/Wolfgang Rattay[/color]




[color=black]By Erik Kirschbaum[/color]
[color=black]BERLIN | Tue Jul 6, 2010 10:22am EDT [/color]

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[color=black]The octopus has turned into an international celebrity after accurately picking the winner of all five German World Cup matches to date -- including their 1-0 loss to Serbia.[/color]
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[color=black]"We were all a little bit shocked when Paul picked Spain," said Tanja Munzig, a spokeswoman for Sea Life in Oberhausen. "To err is not only human -- animals can also make mistakes. Let's hope Paul got this one wrong."[/color]
[color=black]The octopus, considered by some to be the most intelligent of all invertebrates, was again given the choice of picking food from two different transparent containers lowered into his tank -- one with a German flag on it and one with a Spanish.[/color]
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[color=black]"To be honest I'm going to have butterflies in my stomach watching the Spain match," she added. "I'm not a superstitious person but he's had an incredible winning streak so far."[/color]
[color=black]Paul was born in England. He has been five for five at the World Cup. He picked Germany wins over Australia, Ghana, England and Argentina -- as well as their Group D loss to Serbia.[/color]
[color=black]Media attention over Paul's picks in Germany and abroad has grown with each pick and some commentators have even wondered aloud whether his uncanny run might even be having an influence on superstitious players.[/color]
[color=black]Paul's winning streak may have contributed to a growing superstition among the Germany team.[/color]
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